For the man who’s not here to argue, overshare, or explain himself.
This shirt is for those of us who’ve lived enough life to know:
You don’t need to say much when you’ve already clocked everything.
Quiet. Calm. Slightly mysterious. Fully observant.
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Features:
• Front: “Sipping Quietly, Reading the Room”
• Sleeve: Softcore Detachment logo (a nod to the chaos we left behind)
• Soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort while silently assessing everyone’s energy
• Unisex fit that works on every body, dad-bod or not
• Pairs well with coffee, tea, bourbon, and not engaging in group texts
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Whether you’re the designated wise one in the family, or just emotionally fluent enough to know when to stay silent—this shirt says it all, so you don’t have to.
Speak less. Observe more. Sip something good.
(And maybe keep a boundary or two in your back pocket, just in case.)
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
